The Sisters Snope collected folk sayings
- The Sisters Snope collected folk sayings for cultural research like the Brother's Grimm. For example 'Beans beans good for the heart, the more you eat, the more you fart, the more
- years you spend alone'. One of the most unknown of the Brother Grimms stories was the one about the diseased panda who deliberately infected other animals particularly the north
- stark. The poor Panda always tried to play with the other animals. None would play, but the North Stark, which didn't care about the deliberance of the infectioning panda.
- But the Panda is a lonely animal. Quietly it munches on its verdant green fare while watching its future slowly wink out like a dying campfire. It's habitat shrinks daily,
- along with its hope. Much like the suburban househusband, chained to his monotonous tenure of pointless existence with only certain death as his fate, the panda eats & sits, sits &
- Eats, shoots, and leaves. Or is that eats shoots and leaves? We decided to install metal detectors just in case. Despondent male pandas could be on a hair-line trigger.
- This panda especially - he just couldn't believe what wasn't happening to him. He ordered a cocktail: Sex on the Rusty Nail then a French onion soup with added neutrons. Suddenly a
- fight broke out between the lion and the rhino. The lion was missing his golf clubs and apparently had reason to suspect the rhino of stealing them. Panda ordered another cocktail
- And asked giraffe to pass the bamboo bucket. Meanwhile on the other side of the clubhouse lion and rhino both realized at the same time that cheetah was really the gold club thief.
- They went all apesh*t on him. "You ANIMAL!" Lion roared while Rhino glared at Cheetah menacingly. "We should have recognized you by your spots!" Cheetah laughed like a hyena & ran.
- Started
- 2014-02-05 18:22:29
- Finished
- 2015-03-19 09:01:48
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SlimWhitman Mar 21 2015 @ 10:39
Animal stories? http://foldingstory.com/1s9wb/