"You said we'd be gone only a few minutes!"
- "You said we'd be gone only a few minutes!" I shouted to the TARDIS. He's gone, I'm here and must again face the world. My folds have gone stale, my fans all dead. I fear that
- I am the last FoldingStory writer on earth. The cities are run by terminators and apes. Aliens have populated the rural areas. Zombies roam the land. Where can I find WiFi?
- I pondered this from the platform of the treehouse where I'd taken refuge. My iPad battery was getting low. I had to find WiFi soon. Zombies suck at climbing, but what about the
- bucky beavers who had the munchies? I tossed them some branches in hopes of satiating them, but they went straight for the trunk. The tree, my iPad, and I fell into the rapids
- and I hit my head on river rocks. When I awoke I was in a strange land. The entire world looked to be made of Apple products, trees with IPOD fruit and giant mountains of
- Macs. Also everyone looked exactly like Steve Jobs. Even the chicks did. Do you know what Steve Jobs with boobs looks like? Trust me, you don't want to know. Anyway
- , I pulled my mind out of the magic LCD screen and turned to the monitor of my Windows desktop. "That's enough 'MacWorld' for now." I said. "Lets see what WindowsLand is like."
- I clicked on the WindowsLand icon. Nothing. Then horrible metallic screech started inside my computer, smoke began pouring from the USB ports and the blue screen of death
- Seemed to smirk at me. That's the best damn game of solitare I've ever played! I can't lose that! I did what any person with a pc problem would do. It was smoking, smoke = fire, fi
- = lady in a sword. So I took my replica of the master sword and smashed it through my computer flambe and dashed the monstrosity to pieces. I am luddite, hear me roar.
- Started
- 2011-08-20 19:05:00
- Finished
- 2012-09-09 14:48:25
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