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"Reading Greek myths again?" Jon said. "Umm,

  • "Reading Greek myths again?" Jon said. "Umm, no." "Then why are the dogs dressed as Leda and the Swan?" A small mutt trotted past like Bjork in a wonky swan costume.
  • Leda was played by a buxom American bull dog, while Helen was a bichon frise, Clytemnestra, a poodle with a bloody knife in its paw, and Castor and Pollux whimsically two kittens.
  • Caesar The Dog Whisperer was the director of this Canine Cinema Classic, "Reservoir Dogs."
  • A gang of dogs steal steak from a gourmet butcher but nearly get stopped by the dogcatcher and dogfight about who snitched. Caeser The Dog Whisperer was emperor of Indydog films.
  • Today he was meeting with the dog director, Quentin Terriertino who was pitching him a movies called Bitches 11. It was a caper movie led by a the Doberman, played by George Beagle
  • the Third. He read over Terriertino's script and frowned. "Hey, pal," he said congenially, putting a hand on the dog's back. "Don't you think this script is a bit... well, sexist?"
  • Terriertino shrugged. "We are just dogs making a movie. What do we know from sexism?" "Yeah, but dogs don't have money to go to the movies," said the producer, "and money walkies."
  • One TCM host once remarked that if Alfred Hitchcorgi was directing, he would've thrown hordes of bumblebees at the star, Sadie. Still, the movie got two dewclaws up from Sisakita &
  • Ebertnese Mountain Dog. At the box office, the movie didn't fair well at all. Sadie didn't even attend the premiere, opting to rather lick her groin in the comfort of her mansion.
  • Her final movie was "Old Siskeller" and it was a straight-to-DVD release--at a time when physical media was not the norm. Sadie retired to a farm upstate--I swear.
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