it maybe be true till i told this one in
- it maybe be true till i told this one in gym class your to fat to swim laps you need slim fast "who me " yeah you so big you walk in to big tannies and step on jeenys ?............
- But then the kid's mama burst from the back and said, "What did you say about me?" I stammered, "Nothing. It's a generic mama joke, I really didn't mean you, specifically."
- Then a chicken stormed in, clucking about road-crossing stereotypes. Close behind was an orange (orange you glad I didn't say 'banana'?) and a trio of barhopping religious leaders.
- All they did was buy all the beer so nobody could drink. All the chicken wants to do is get some nice cold beer and not have anyone hassle it, so the chicken slaps the orange out
- of the way, and steal his beer. In retrospect, the Chicken was sort of a Jerk. In any case, once he was done, he
- could no longer remember the name of that old black and white film where the guy told everyone he was going to jump off a building at Christmas or New Years. The drunk chicken got
- even drunker when Sven jammed a beer can up his rear and put him on a hot grill, top down terminal sauna style. Regardless, the pole shift would happen, gummy bears or not. Gemini
- 's conscious got the better of him, though, after about 5 minutes. Sven had stopped screaming from inside the grill, so Gemini lifted the lid. Unbeknownst to Gemini, Sven had
- put a live fish in there and it was still flipping around. Gemini screamed and Sven came running over and shut the lid to the grill and tried to calm her down. He
- did this by duct-taping three more semi-live fish over his naughty bits and performing the entire first act of the Nutcracker Suite, en pointe, as the fish gasped to a slow death.
- Started
- 2011-08-11 14:01:36
- Finished
- 2013-08-07 02:05:34
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Davodd Aug 07 2013 @ 02:07
OMG - after three attempts, I still can't get past the first fold's grammar atrocities.