In the land of the blind, the one eyed man

In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king. Frank had one eye! Only, he wasn't in the land of the blind.
Frank was in The Land of The Blonde. Although he had only one eye, he could still wink and wink he did...at all of the blondes. They giggled. The thought Frank was sexxxxaaay!
"Ohhhh yeahhhh," Frank thought as he winked his one eye (which made them think he was blinking) and wiggled his eyebrows. The blondes all rushed toward him... and then right past
. It turned out they were attracted by 20% off deal rather than his (self perceived) good looks. Frank was not deterred and gave a wide smile which actually looked rather creepy.
"For you", Frank murmured through his increasingly creepy fixed smile (speaking to no-one in particular in his fairly large audience) "it's twenty-five percent off". One customer
, an ad man by trade, had a brilliant idea for a product slogan. "Let my peephole go!" he sang as he jumped from his seat and ran onto the stage. Frank's smile faded. This hack was
after his stolen peephole. Frank knew the rumors of peephole thefts around the East coast, but never did he think it to be true. Frank needed to think fast before his peephole was
stolen. He rushed to the room where he kept it, finding it to already be gone. He ran through the house, looking everywhere, before he gave a resigned sigh and realized that his
teledild was gone, and with it, his chances of remotely fooling around with the girl he had met last night in front of the adult bookstore.
Life and soul mates its all about chances and probability. And if it wasn't her, baby, he thought that he would have to be somebody else. He was romantic in his own way.

Started: 2015-06-26 16:29:34
Finished: 2015-11-26 23:17:16

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