It was the sunniest day that Jem had ever
- It was the sunniest day that Jem had ever seen. He woke up to steaming pancakes and tea on his nightstand and it was going to be a wonderful day...until he heard the fire alarm.
- The troll who worked in the dungeon kitchen had set off the alarm when he burnt Jem's second batch of pancakes. Jem now felt put out, somewhat perturbed. He summoned the troll and
- and to the charred flap-jacks. "What are these?" Jem demanded. "UM--BREKFEST?" replied the troll. "I am upset, this is the most important meal of the day." said Jem. "UH--CHEERIOS?
- It should be fortfied with eight important vitamins & minerals, "UH--CARBON?" Listen Troll, you're going to have to learn how to cook a healthy breakfast, complete with toast, juic
- e, & a lean protein source. Breakfast is the most important meal of day. Gets your engine revving, Troll, & let's face it, you need all the help you can get. Oh, don't look at me
- gams, me gams are so provocative said the little man at the breakfast table. He wore all green. He had a clover sticking out of his hat. He was eating Lucky Charms with a huge
- spork, shoving the sweet bits into his gob. He offered to show me his pot of gold. All I had to do was follow him to the end of the rainbow. "Trust me. It's magically delicious!"
- Sure. I've heard that line before. But I had nothing better to do, so fool that I was, I followed the scary leperchaunish midget over the hill towards the end of the rainbow. I was
- not surprised to find he led me to a hill protruding from the middle of a flat plane. Stopping mid-stride, he looked up at me and pointed towards a tiny door near the base."Enter."
- I walked towards the door,passing through days, weeks, and eventually seasons before it finally loomed before me. It was a trick of distance that brought me to where I started off!
- Started
- 2014-10-13 08:44:01
- Finished
- 2014-12-28 10:23:01
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