So i sat there, with ciaran young, and joe

So i sat there, with ciaran young, and joe eller, eating chapstick, whilst sittin' on da toilet, AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FO' DAT!
His toilet fart smelt like freshly cut grass...
limeslemons, and cranberyy vodka
... "The ingredients list seems unprofessional, but the price makes rail liquor seem snooty, so I'm game," Jake said. He was a daredevil to the bitters end. The "vodka" was really
Jake the Snake's kryptonite. But he went at it with the spirit of a mad dwarf anyways. That's when the night got ugly, Jake drove a taxi and we both wound owning a ton of useless
Shrapnel which we sold at the pawn shop as part of a reality show. Almost 3-1/2 years later, we we started in "American Pawn" and went through enough to funish our house. Amazing.
Sadly, fame is a cruel mistress. Karen got so used to the cameras that she stopped noticing they were around to such an extent that she started masturbating in front of them. Ratin
was horrified and quickly banished the cameras. "Karen, really, once that stuff's on the internet, there's no stopping it from spreading!" Karen avoided Ratin's reprimanding gaze.
"There's nothing to be done about it, now, Ratin," Karen blithely answered. Indeed, the internet seized upon the footage and made her an overnight sensation. She left Ratin and
found favor with Andrei B. Flavin, a young plutocrat and cosmopolitan hip-hop sensation. Most people were happy with Putin, but some also thought maybe Flavin's time had come.

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