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Remember, remember, remember... (write it

  • Remember, remember, remember... (write it down, where's a pencil?) FIRST: Underwear. (and then) SECONDLY: Pants.
  • I was on the subway to work when I realized my error wearing Captain America boxers over my jeans noless but since it was Pantsless Day nobody noticed except a lady wearing
  • two sets of avocado peels around her ankles as makeshift socks. Meanwhile, my workshoes made loud clapping noises along the subway platform, and I wasn't sure if my employers would
  • understand my transformation into radical fruitarian. I opened my dried pomegranate purse to find my ticket--it was gone! I searched through my banana leaf clothes but no pockets!
  • Plucky as I was as a fruitarian, I realized I'd have to use my melons to get to the places I needed to go. The first car came along & I flashed my pink flesh. Screeching to a halt,
  • the taxi cab driver. Winked and said "Nice melons babe. Where a seedy little fruit bat like you headed anyway?" I told him to follow that car. Plucky caught sight of me. Damn!
  • Now, I had to tell her the whole story. the man I was after still owed me money for all the years I worked the donkey shows in Tijuana.
  • when i saw him between the crowd i tried to reach him to hit him
  • with my love. He was the only reason I lived, and I lived to vent out my violent love for him, at him. I smacked him once, twice and three times just to show I cared about him.
  • While some men bragged about their sexual prowess, about how many lovers they have had, I expressed my violent love for him with more VIOLENCE...until I slapped him to death...

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