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This year, the team was challenged to come

  • This year, the team was challenged to come up with a machine that would perform twelve tasks on
  • each on a day of Christmas. On the first day of Christmas, the CEO was fired and we all went home a little bit tired. On the second day of Christmas, the division was downsized
  • to a canvass team. They rigged up a dodge van with a PA system and went to the poor 'hoods. They would broadcast how rich they were and how money makes a huge difference, then
  • their trucks tires were shot out, the van careened, hit a jersey barrier, and burst into flames, killing all of the occupants. The good news was that
  • The aliens had sticks, marshmallows, Hershey bars, and Graham crackers. Ther may have be sless humans, but there's were. Now smore desserts. BTW, aliens don't wait for them to cool
  • and enjoy them even more when the smores are on fire. And quite a bit more when the humans are on fire too. They developed their superior technology in order to light stuff on fire
  • . You could say they were a race of pyromaniacs. Somehow they'd managed to build a civilization out of fire retarding materials, but after they'd scorched their planet,
  • they found a new one to conquer, a beautiful blue one that some knew as Earth.
  • Their dreadnoughts approached the prospective planet. It had it all--oceans, forests, mountains. "Sir." the navigator said, "there seems to be some sort of contamination here."
  • The captain glanced down at the monitor, but suddenly recoiled in horror from readout. "Good god man! Everything on the surface is moving as if carpeted by a sheen of evil!"
Started
2010-12-04 00:38:55
Finished
2011-04-28 16:44:19

1 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Apr 29 2011 @ 04:27

    mmmh... s'mores

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