The synergy between salty and sweet was never
- The synergy between salty and sweet was never so perfectly acheived as when
- Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong teamed up as comedy partners. The combination was
- regarded as being one of the leading Socialist partnerships movements in world history. An elite squadron of soldiers under their reign, Cheech and Chong ruled half the world, and
- ofcourse it went up in smoke. I mean history just ended. "Didya ever theenk the human race should maybee spread out, you know plant some weed on mars and shit?" said Pres. Cheech.
- "Just hand me the damn Doritos and shuddup, OK?" I buzzed, semi-stupified that I'd just told Pres. Cheech to shut up. Next thing I remembered,I was harvesting weeds & shit on Mars.
- The long-winded tale of me signing up to the Mars One applicants and getting a place on-board isn't worth me telling, though I was there for sure. The other guys were rather lazy
- and told awful jokes. They were accepted immediately. You see, one thing they never tell you about the Mars One mission is that it's not just about going to Mars. It's also
- About a flyng coffeehouse that starbucks plans to open as a prototype. Trendy millennials are signing up in droves to become astrobaristas or customers so they can brag about being
- coffee aficionados in space "before it was cool." The only problem with the flying Astro-Starbucks was that
- it was not protected from asteroid impacts and had to be rebuilt every ten years or so. Still, the revenue it brought in was worth it. Especially to the guy hiding in fold no. 3.
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- 2012-05-04 00:31:46
- Finished
- 2016-04-27 08:03:22
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SlimWhitman Apr 28 2016 @ 04:24
"I'll take a massive doobie an' some space brownies." "You don' sell space brownies, We're in space and sh!t an' you don't sell 'em?" "What kina sheet place is this, no weed?" "Ok, gimme one a them extra big hazelnut mocca frappachinos" "Yeah, Venti, whatever."