The first Moon Cheese Mining Expedition had
- The first Moon Cheese Mining Expedition had returned to Earth with a wide variety of cheeses. It was too early to know if a second expedition would be financially viable. Future
- voyages would be dependent on whether the cheeses gathered were deemed of satisfactory quality to justify the million or so litres of fuel required to reach the Moon again. Experts
- claim the cheeses did assist in reaching the moon and the stars! Cheese started becoming more and more popular than it ever was. People were stealing string cheese from kids, and
- it wasn't even National Dairy Theft Day. The bicalcitrated heifers refused to provide milk, and ran to away to the udder side, in another udderly devastating display of mooving
- . To be fair, the cows had reason to be recalcitrant. One could tolerate only so much bull. We had decided to visit Wisconsin to do as the slogan says, 'Come sniff our dairy air.'
- Unfortunately, it was slightly past its use-by date and we found ourselves rushing out of Wisconsin as if a dairy-flavoured stink-bomb had been set off under the car. The cows were
- oblivious of course and the cheese castle was a blur out my window, not to mention I forgot my shoes again. Enough dairy air for now , I will get a lot of flack in the morning
- , if i don't wake up right at six, and roll over into my clothes...
- then it probably means I'm dead... or playing dead... or just playing possum... or undead goat... or sexual rabbit. Anyway, I'll be at the party, even if I'm dressed as a woman
- and I often dress as a woman. So I went to the party dressed as an undead drag queen, my go to look. Everyone had a great time except the guy who came dressed as the sexual rabbit
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- 2015-07-14 03:30:24
- Finished
- 2015-12-04 10:45:05
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