The mountains parted ahead, it was the last
- The mountains parted ahead, it was the last line of land before the sea. Atokata loomed above them glittering in the sun as a giant beetle. The arcology that I would soon call home
- had an esoteric Mortgage that I had to assume, it was an abstract adjustable rate mortgage and I fancied that I could afford because the minimum payments were pure hallucination
- I checked the current rate: Justice. I figured that the 7 dwarves would provide collateral, but they were slow to fill out the paperwork. Too much in-fighting / back-biting. Snoopy
- Called uncle jack for advice while her husband , droopy, sipped black coffee.
- The coffee was cold, cold as my fold, ice cold like a chewed up discarded toffee.
- I always used to say there was nothing worse than cold coffee. Well, that and AIDS. Infanticide's up there. Racism isn't great. Death...pain...suffering...but, again, cold coffee.
- This kept up until at Starbucks a customer accidentally spilled a pot of it on my lap. Suddenly, cold coffee didn't seem so bad anymore. I would've gladly swapped for it just then.
- My kelly green polyester pants melted and fused to my thighs and I leapt straight up into the ceiling fan. At that moment I knew my destiny was to be Frog Dude, defender of cold
- foods everywhere. I would shut down hot food in the tri-state area. I lept through open windows of MCDonalds & HuHuts trashing their eateries with a vengance. They once had
- A whole pile of donuts, I devoured them all. Even to the point that my body seemingly became a donut itself. I nearly bit my own arm off trying to resist my own creme filling
- Started
- 2012-01-12 10:07:04
- Finished
- 2016-11-22 14:12:08
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Dhanithecat Nov 22 2016 @ 14:57
Long ago, we had neighbours nicknamed Droopy and Snoopy. For reasons you can imagine...
Woab Nov 23 2016 @ 11:02
O crap, now I'm trying to imagine that, a'wolf.