The explosion was more of a thud than a bang.

The explosion was more of a thud than a bang. The water spouted medium high with abrupt splashing.The big guy was in his underwear, wading into the water. “Getting lunch.........
The vacationers in the fair-sized pool stared as he kept muttering about fagioli in swimwear that was clearly just sheer briefs. Because of his cannonball, the water was now knee h
igh and rank. Jade--up since before dawn to fly out to this half built hotel with its "fair-sized" pool, jumped in & berated the man in the see-through trunks about his cannonball
sized package. There were toddlers in the kiddie pool, and his shameless exhibitionism was inappropriate. "I'm sorry," the man said, "I just can't seem to
keep from Riverdancing whenever I'm in a swimming pool!" It wouldn't have been so bad if he hadn't brought the Irish Jig Band with him, but there they were, right in the pool with
grandma, making out like they were backstage at a Gwar concert. I yelled at grandma in the pool with the Irish Jig Band, "Grannnie, you can't do this! What about your
hip?" My grandma's recent hip replacement surgery had gone OK, but with all that jiggling around, I worried she'd lose more than her balance. "My hips don't lie," said Grannie.
Indeed they were becoming unglued. The surgeon, Dr. Chyfdshjgjjop, used Alpha glue when he should have used Beta glue. Nona and Squawker recorded it on video, as evidence of fraud.
Unfortunately, this was the same mucilage that was used on the fuselage and the whole plane carrying the evidence went down in flames, along with Nona and Squawker. Miraculously,
everyone survived, as the nasty-nosed plane was intercepted by trash-pickers for scrap the minute it landed. "Where are we?" Nona asked. The pickers merely said "S'not my problem."

Started: 2014-07-20 08:08:55
Finished: 2016-09-05 18:27:25

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