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Dressed in a nice white poofy, snowflake

  • Dressed in a nice white poofy, snowflake icicles dress, little jenna stood up looking at the mirror, "Is this really me? Why do I look like a kid, I am 16 years old, I am
  • on the verge of becoming a woman- maybe even tonight. I'm tattooed and pierced in places best left unsaid. My parents are, like, my disciples. So why do you treat me like a child?"
  • Aunt Koreth smiled. "I'm sure it would be a rather lengthy explanation. But there are others, not just my parents, and some not human, who treat me like a child, my budding niece."
  • "Is that why you act like a space alien pod child, Aunt Koreth?" asked her budding niece. "Do not!" "Do too. You're a whiny cry-baby alien." "Am not!" she cried, stomping her foot.
  • Realising her authority, Aunt Koreth sent said budding niece to her room. She slithered away in defeat and quiet agony. Sentient outer life forms should know their place after all.
  • The GMO pollen from the fake geo-engineered trees made her sneeze all night. The niece offered a home remedy made from pine bark, kept in a jar she carried everywhere. Aunt Koreth
  • released her Vegan Dogs, huge salivating standard poodles that rushed out into the night, barking wildly at anyone foolish enough to trespass on Aunt Korth's Green Compound. Sudden
  • ly, a piece of steak ran onto the lawn the dogs, Fluffle and Kurly were protecting. No wait. That was a mirage. The tofurkey they had for lunch was making Fluffle hallucinate. Man,
  • don't give Tofurkey to your dogs like I did. Fluffle and Kurly were racing about, drooling savagely, and knawing everything in sight: the tree, the postman, the house, Aunt Myrtle!
  • Aunt Myrtle has a wooden leg though. She took advantage of it and put a sedative in it. Now Fluffle and Kurly are sleeping peacefully while she whittles a new leg.
Started
2016-03-19 13:21:32
Finished
2017-03-23 17:50:33

3 Comments

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    Woab Mar 24 2017 @ 15:55

    Aunt Myrtle is a genius, and probably even knows how to spell "Gnawing", as I apparently did not, yesterday. Interesting that we have two different aunts in this one.
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    BlastedHeath Mar 25 2017 @ 20:48

    "My parents are, like, my disciples." Nice!
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    IceSquad Mar 26 2017 @ 06:09

    That's exactly what I said to my daughter, BH.

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