So I accidentally discovered King Solomon's
- So I accidentally discovered King Solomon's Mines, Shangra La, Mu, Lemuria and Atlantis all in one evening while using Google Maps.
- I decided to visit Shangra La first, because according to my GPS it was right near Valhala and I had a powerful thirst for some mead. Just past the Bermuda Triangle, I took a left
- at a Yummy's donuts and found myself thinking about an Apple Fritter. I made a U-Turn and came back for the donut. I said to the lady behind the case, "Hey, I've got a hankering fo
- r a couple of your nice round fritters." She smiled sweetly and, noticing the yearning in my voice, replied. "I've got your fritters, mister, right HERE!" She slapped her sugared
- hands on my buttocks and vigorously shook them up and down in an alternating fashion. My voice vibrated as I asked her again about a couple of nice round fritters. She clapped her
- hands over her ears & started rocking back & forth, alternately keening & mumbling something about frickin' fritters. This chick must be whacked on something wicked. Still, she had
- the good stuff, and at this point and time, what with Blandert McKizington deciding to O.D. on methamphetamine and such, the good stuff was hard to come by.
- After weeks without the good stuff, our jonesing hero decided to attempt a desperate seance with the deceased Blandert McKinzington. Madame Soso, the renowned medium, would host
- the party to end the 5100+ open stories on a trivial website known as Creased Tale, channeling the denizens' nonsense into gospel truth. Madame Soso opened the ceremony by
- Tuesday. Everybody gossiped out money in front of the camera, it was high quality carp. Madam Soso gained millions for chating while some kid extending histalents, "earned" a penny
- Started
- 2013-08-02 16:53:35
- Finished
- 2015-11-21 22:40:10
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gravir Nov 22 2015 @ 19:33
hmm.. could help me sleep?