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Dares to accomplish. 1) Throw a rock at the

  • Dares to accomplish. 1) Throw a rock at the school camera. 2) Talk to the guy in the back of the classroom who looks at you weird. 3) Tell someone to
  • run for the position of "Class Clown." 4) Put super glue on the principal's chair. 5) Actually try to eat the cafeteria food without puking. 6) write stupid and obscene words on
  • bathroom stalls and doors. 7) Toilet-paper the trees surrounding the school. 8) Blame numbers 4,6, & 7 on someone else. 9) Stay awake in 3 consecutive classes. 10) Take
  • Molly's lunch money. She's annoying. 11) World domination! 12) Get some donuts. A dozen assorted will be fine. 13) Play Cards Against Humanity until 3am. 14) Buy some
  • parrot-scented air freshener. 15) Finish building the tracks for the cannons. 16) Write up that story about Grandma for Reader's Digest. 17) Summon a few demons for the national ex
  • istential crisis committee meetup. 18) Master telekinesis to cure the crisis and turn demon guests to servants. 19) Spell lock the doors to end
  • uninvited poltering spirits and disembodied guests. 20) Orgnanize Ouija spin-the-bottle pranks to entertain the juvenile spooks and sprites. 21) Install high voltage astral power
  • Stations. 22) Shatter your computer screen and hard drive so it cannot be hacked. 23) Ask your guiding spirits about the correct path(s) to take. 24) Take notes about your hunches.
  • 25) Follow your intuition when trouble arises. 26) Cover your tracks to avoid unwanted guests. 27) Keep your eyes set on the present and future,the past is done.
  • e.g.: When you must kill one of Negan's men so your buddies may live, don't bellyache about it for rest of the season; spare us the nausea of "all life is precious" philosophizing.

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