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I slowly unwrapped the package, excited,

  • I slowly unwrapped the package, excited, for this was the first birthday present i had ever gotten. It was given to me by the new girl in school who had sat next to me on the bus.
  • A doll? What a common gift to give to someone. I noticed the amethyst necklace it was wearing; my favorite color! I removed it from the dolls neck, a mistake I would soon regret.
  • The doll's face twisted before, a once felt mouth became a very real maw of horror. It lunged right at me, hands now made of broken glass began slashing at my face. "THE NECKLACE!"
  • Then I opened the dog door and in ran Chucky. He had a chainsaw and a pick. He whirled them like an evil pinwheel at the Evil Doll and said, "How about a choker instead?"
  • they Evil Doll lasered him and said, "its only a laser beam. Let's play!" Chucky said okay and they played for hours, until dinner time. When the bell rang, the chow hound joined
  • them as they bounded inside to eat eggs and fish for dinner. But when they went in, there were no eggs or fish to be found. "Alas!" Evil Doll said, waving its laser around.
  • Haphazardly, I might add. Oh, I added it just now, didn't I? Oops! Pardon moi! I guess I blew my role as impartial observer. Story of my life. Oh, what? Yes, yes i can shut up.
  • What's that? If you hear any more of my clap trap you'll turn me in for story loitering? Well I'lll say! That's mighty rude of you. Why I do have a mind to shut up just to show you
  • how libelous that is! I am a taciturn & discreet individual not at all prone to gabbing so no one knows my Aunt Marsha had an abortion & my neighbor's a drug dealer or that my boss
  • is also on FoldingStory. Uh, yeah.
Started
2012-07-31 20:12:19
Finished
2017-12-30 18:40:04

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