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I've been stranded on this island for the

  • I've been stranded on this island for the past 20 years, but at least I have internet. In spite of that, nobody can rescue me because the island is in the middle of
  • the Arctic Sea. I am surrounded by ice that is unbreakable in an frosty canyon that is untraceable. I at least have my contact with the outside world. But I only have 13 days until
  • the results of my gene-splicing ... "Heh," said Haribo Dostoevsky to his fellow northbound traveler, Justin Karamazov. "Let's check it out."
  • Justin pulled off one of Haribo's gummy arms and squished it under a microscope. "See? Not only is my genetic makeup gluten free, it is also part Swedish, due to a fish on my
  • mother's side a few generations back. I mean, it's not like I can go back in time and question my ancestors. I can't prove I'm part fish. I just know it's true," Justin said.
  • The rest of Justin's bandmates nodded sympathetically before backing out of the room in a single-file line and softly singing "bye bye bye". No one would believe he was a merman
  • if he couldn't show them his merman's tail which he couldn't do as long as he was not in sync with his true form. Justin crooned a quiet entreaty into the bath water at Aquaman. He
  • jumped at the sight of a sudden burst of bubbles at the surface. Aquaman was giving him suspicious looks. "Ew! Justin, was that you?" His merman tail suddenly smacked
  • Aquaman. "Sorry!" said Justin, "No it wasn't me it was uh… my cat!" He pulled a wet cat out of the water. The cat farted. "Just keep your merman tail out of my face," said Aquaman.
  • Aquaman took note of the water conditions. "Justin, why is this water 98°?" Justin shrugged oddly. "Why are you in this backstreet? You're not a new kid on the block." Justin lied.
Started
2017-08-08 15:54:19
Finished
2017-08-29 18:51:24

3 Comments

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    BlastedHeath Aug 30 2017 @ 22:23

    This is strangely coherent, like some haunting trail of bubbles.
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    LordVacuity Aug 30 2017 @ 22:54

    Being a Backdoor Boy has prevented Justin from seeing to his duties as Aquaman's pool boy.
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    BlastedHeath Aug 30 2017 @ 23:19

    Well, sometimes it's not appropriate to Summon the Seven.

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