To her credit, the wind was swinging the
- To her credit, the wind was swinging the rope every direction but the one she wanted to go. Following it was never something she would have even considered.
- But follow it she would, since that's what her fortune cookie fortune told her to do. "Follow the rope in the direction you don't want to go" it said. So she packed her bags &
- left, following the rope to America, land of McDonald's. Fortune cookies shant be
- given at McDonald's, only at Asian restaurants, but there was one McDonald's in the middle of nowhere WV that did indeed slip fortune cookies in certain people's bags.People chosen
- for this indignity received cryptic messages about the existence and secret location of the source of the McRib, a legendary fountain that bestows upon those who drink from it
- the knowledge necessary to process beef bits (including lips, lashes, and nostrils) into the tasty ambrosia known as McRib. Rumor had it the Fabled Fountain had dried up. I knew it
- chy scalp was a symptom of androgenetic alopecia, but it could also be the McRib had a new flavor enhancer causing allergenic ekzema. Either way, the Fabled McFountain of
- McYouth is made up of McHope and McDreams, that I know for a fact. And those golden arches? They're filled with McPiss. But it's really good piss, because it has Mc in front of i
- ts building, playing non-stop McPop. MC In Front was the newest DJ McDonalds hired, and he had a leaky bladder, always taking McBreaks to piss everywhere. He turned in his McResign
- ation, exchanged his McUniform for a kilt, and stormed out - but not before leaving his McMark on the turntable. Finally he strode out of that fabled Scottish restaurant for good.
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SlimWhitman Nov 15 2015 @ 13:59
McDonald's is Scottish? Why don't they have a McHaggus then?
Servant Nov 16 2015 @ 00:04
Probably because they value "nutritious" meals and only serve the healthiest food to their valued customers?...
foldmeonce Nov 16 2015 @ 22:15
@Lol, good question! Maybe they should...
SlimWhitman Nov 17 2015 @ 16:08
http://foldingstory.com/fei7p/