Jacob awoke with his chest hair on fire.

Jacob awoke with his chest hair on fire. Betty was bending over him fanning the flames with a copy of New Scientist magazine. Jordan grabbed a bottle of San Pellegrino fizzy water
to rescue his pride and glory. "What the hell'dya do that for? How'm I gonna win the Shaggy Chested He-man Pub contest now?" Betty said. "I'm doing an experiment on your chesthair
with a clothespin and some marmalade. Paddington let Betty do this. Bear Chasers were always into the rug stuff. But Paddington was so lonely. Alienated really, separated from his
ursine relatives. Paddington looked deep into Betty's eyes, and his sorrow touched her heart. "Listen, Yogi has been unable to commit. Maybe I should break up with him." Paddington
took Betty's chin in his paw, softly, and raised her face to his. "You know what is best for you Miss Betty. If Mr. Yogi can't see that then he's dumber than the dumbest bear."
Miss Betty nodded without thinking, realizing Boo-Boo was right. She embraced him in a warm bear hug. It lasted a while, feeling one another breath, and her heart warmed for him.
After a little while, Boo-Boo felt the hug was going a little to long. “I can’t breathe, Miss Betty.” he whispered. His little arms flailed as Miss Betty grinned widely, “I SO LOVE
YOU FOREVER!" She grew several arms, and they all wrapped around Boo-Boo with the utmost tightness, squeezing Boo-Boo so hard that he became a pile of sludge. Ms. Betty panicked.
Ms. Betty yelled, "OH NO TURNED YOUR LEG TO SLUSH WITH MY 328 ARMS!!!"
People just stared at her like wtf? It was widely known that "Oh No" wasn't able of such a feat. But I, with a CAPITAL i, very well could!

Started: 2014-03-08 22:48:29
Finished: 2025-10-17 02:35:03

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