"You know what's cool? Tin foil. Super thin

"You know what's cool? Tin foil. Super thin metal that you can tear off a piece and just wrap it around something? That shit is badass bro." He looked at me, winked, & did a header
, top left corner. Gooooaaaal!! Ack, fooled again. All the strikers in the premier league knew how to distract me. I was the only goalie with a tin foil fetish. "Brian, you're fire
and I am ice!" Together we are the World Wrecking Crew! So I was fire and he was ice. That meant I had to make a costume.
He was thinking he wanted to wear his blue evening dress with diamonds. I was leaning towards a fireman outfit with an ax and a tank on the back. We would rock the inauguration of
immunity. what was that sound over there?
My ears seemed to hone in to a dripping noise, soon enough I could smell
and taste victory. My boyfriend was finally going to fix the dripping tap I'd be asking him to repair for months. I could hear him replacing the washer and felt elation at
the prospect of finally having some clean underwear. But I still needed him to fix the faucet...& mow the lawn & clean the garage & paint the hall & feed me bonbons. My boyfriend
was no good at any of these things - no, he just lay under the table and tried to shut out the world as the tap dripped, grass grew, garage further filthied itself, paint flaked, a
and the world spun madly on. The cat made a few circles on his back and lay down purring, his toddler patted his head and gave him his blankie, and he fell asleep dreaming in color

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