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A brand new start to inhumane history. The

  • A brand new start to inhumane history. The radioactive mutated human mathematician had just colonized the moon.
  • He colonized it with himself. They were clones. After 20 generations the clones of the mutated polymath covered the moons surface with no room to spare. But Malthus' half-life was
  • 25,000 years. It was a disaster. When China's space junk when hurtling around the Earth nobody cared but now that the moon is completely covered in clones
  • excrement, people were starting to take notice. The clones only cared about themselves and their offspring. They didn't give a damn about the moon, much less the Earth. Greenpeace
  • flyers were strewn about, some blowing in the wind. I grabbed one...oh look there's a meeting this Monday at 7:30 for new volunteers! Wait! I know Mondays are always bad for me bec
  • -ause I always have a case of "The Mondays." One time I had the Mondays so bad that even that darling poster of the kitten hanging with the words, "Hang In There" couldn't
  • bear to hang in there anymore & fell to the ground at my feet. Even my daily sojourn to Tchochkes couldn't rid me of my Monday ennui. Right before the occupational hypnotherapist
  • Entered the room, I felt the energy shift. "Hiya!", she said as she took off her jacket and boots. It was pouring outside and one saw what looked like a million umbrellas below.
  • Her shirt had gotten wet from the heavy rain.Overcome with lust,I quickly unbuttoned it."I only need 5 minutes! "Things got steamy.Finished,I handed her the ironed shirt:"Here you
  • go!". She stared in disappointement. After a couple of seconds, I still looked so proud that she took pity and thanked me for the service. I'm a keeper allright!

2 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman May 17 2016 @ 14:27

    Yes, this one's a keeper.

  2. 49erFaithful May 17 2016 @ 15:35

    Nicely done. Good stuff folks!

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