A brand new start to inhumane history. The
- A brand new start to inhumane history. The radioactive mutated human mathematician had just colonized the moon.
- He colonized it with himself. They were clones. After 20 generations the clones of the mutated polymath covered the moons surface with no room to spare. But Malthus' half-life was
- 25,000 years. It was a disaster. When China's space junk when hurtling around the Earth nobody cared but now that the moon is completely covered in clones
- excrement, people were starting to take notice. The clones only cared about themselves and their offspring. They didn't give a damn about the moon, much less the Earth. Greenpeace
- flyers were strewn about, some blowing in the wind. I grabbed one...oh look there's a meeting this Monday at 7:30 for new volunteers! Wait! I know Mondays are always bad for me bec
- -ause I always have a case of "The Mondays." One time I had the Mondays so bad that even that darling poster of the kitten hanging with the words, "Hang In There" couldn't
- bear to hang in there anymore & fell to the ground at my feet. Even my daily sojourn to Tchochkes couldn't rid me of my Monday ennui. Right before the occupational hypnotherapist
- Entered the room, I felt the energy shift. "Hiya!", she said as she took off her jacket and boots. It was pouring outside and one saw what looked like a million umbrellas below.
- Her shirt had gotten wet from the heavy rain.Overcome with lust,I quickly unbuttoned it."I only need 5 minutes! "Things got steamy.Finished,I handed her the ironed shirt:"Here you
- go!". She stared in disappointement. After a couple of seconds, I still looked so proud that she took pity and thanked me for the service. I'm a keeper allright!
- Started
- 2013-01-29 15:58:25
- Finished
- 2016-05-17 13:37:36
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SlimWhitman May 17 2016 @ 14:27
Yes, this one's a keeper.
49erFaithful May 17 2016 @ 15:35
Nicely done. Good stuff folks!