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I was fell up into the sky one day.

  • I was fell up into the sky one day.
  • "Geez, Eddie," said Stone. "You can't write lyrics worth $#@* anymore." Pearl Jam was playing another podunk county fair gig. Eddie shrugged and took another bite of his deep fried
  • cream filled alligator tail dipped in sweetened corn bread snack. Eddie had stopped chewing his food. Vetter just gulped gobs of food down in sweaty hunks. The Des Moine Fair
  • boomed with people, traveling every which way to get onto their favorite rides. Enjoying all the vendor games. Eddie and Vetter finished lunch and moved on to the roller coaster.
  • The rollercoaster was, quite accidentally, designed exactly like like Leia's curled hair -- AND its two major coils had been named Betty and Veronica -- no coincidence was this --
  • Archie was riding the rollercoaster when the Big Boss arrived to join him. It had been years since they were classmates but they were no longer rivals. Time heals...
  • Archie was nolonger a ginger. He had a bald pate & the wind whistled through his teeth on the way down but he still loved roller coasters, until Jughead the old coot barfed in his
  • girlfriend's cup of chocolate ice cream which she was sharing with her roommate's sister's OB/GYN Kiegle instructor. Shaggy, Scooby, and Scrappy chose that moment to burst through
  • the fragile membrane that separates this life from the next one. Shaggy, Scooby, and Scrappy had no idea that the subsequent life being created by Shirley and the OB/GYN had also
  • the eew-potential to make Scooby barf his entire sausage and onions pizza. The gallons of puke ruptured the bio membrane, and the entire troup found themselves in the next season.
Started
2012-08-11 19:54:31
Finished
2017-08-16 12:34:32

11 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Aug 16 2017 @ 16:29

    Wow! the barf seems to have tunneled between the membranes of two universes.
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    LordVacuity Aug 16 2017 @ 16:33

    Yeah, I think your comment pulled it into mine. So, I guess that means it has tunneled into three. Be right back, got to get a rag to clean this barf up. Man, it stinks. I will have to reread to see what they were eating to cause that stench.
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    SlimWhitman Aug 16 2017 @ 16:41

    I'm guessing the culinary offender is described in line 3, and that combined with the rollercoaster ride tore a membrane of spacetime causing barf tunneling.
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    LordVacuity Aug 16 2017 @ 16:46

    So it wasn't the sausage and onion pizza?
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    LordVacuity Aug 16 2017 @ 16:51

    BTW, I love the first fold. I could have seen it going so differently. Alas, I was not around here 5 years and 5 days ago to take it on.
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    IceSquad Aug 16 2017 @ 16:57

    Scooby likes his pizzas XXXXXXL.
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    LordVacuity Aug 16 2017 @ 17:02

    Can we get like all the Scrappy pizzas you can make out of him and box them up and then maybe, most likely, nobody will eat them? Can we get that?
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    SlimWhitman Aug 16 2017 @ 17:55

    Sure that's called a XXXXXXL sized Scooby Special with extra Scooby to go. Ingredients: Scooby, Onions & Sausage (partially digested); disclaimer: some change in appearance or consistency may occur during delivery EXP: it is recommended for consumption before it grows legs and a tail and scuttles away
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    LordVacuity Aug 16 2017 @ 18:00

    The question arises. Can one scuttle who has a tail?
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    LordVacuity Aug 16 2017 @ 18:02

    I do, of course, mean a natural scuttle.
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    LordVacuity Aug 16 2017 @ 18:05

    I imagine that having to account for the tail would prevent anything close to a scuttle to even begin.

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