More than 10 people a year are killed by
- More than 10 people a year are killed by vending machines.
- They tend to try to reach in from the bottom of the machine to steal food rather than pay and the food dropping down.
- One wednesday in october I noticed that boy in my school doing this. I went over, asked him why he tried to steal candy bars and he answered he hadn't got money. I knew he was rich
- as hell. His father plucked the white feathers from pigeons and charged people gold for them. Or, you could choose to trade a valuable item. My own family had been forced to give a
- Sweet Sixteen party for my sister Maureen, after which she acted like we'd never done anything nice for her, so we decided to trade her for one of the white pigeon feathers. There
- was one condition and that was that we never get blood on the feather. We agreed. They took our sister Maureen & we took the feather. Then 20 mintues later Heather got blood on it.
- 10 minutes after that we heard tires screeching in the side lawn. They brought Maureen home & want their feather back. "She was probabl already pregnant when you tried to cheat us
- Out of our lottery winnings. Seven of us had the winning ticket brought at Nick's pizza." The flowers privately joked about this as people passed by.
- This moment was where the poverty ended and the good life began. I listened to Jane Austen and decided I was in want of a wife (actually it was Dick who made all the decisions.)
- It was like Simon says, only the Simon was a Dick. Dick said "Dick sees Jane. Will she play?" But Jane was having none of that. This Dick & Jane Literature was way beneath her.
- Started
- 2016-10-12 21:03:17
- Finished
- 2018-10-08 16:55:44
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