Perry,the parrot -- even he thought it was
- Perry,the parrot -- even he thought it was too obvious,but...-- was changing feathers so Marcia made him
- clean up the old ones and gather them for her, as she planned to create a mask for use scaring the local children.
- She hated the local children. With their skinny jeans and their scarves. She put the horrid mask on and looked at them through their bedroom windows at night.
- But you know how kids like to be scared, right? They secretly looked forward to Window Witch's visits, only pretending to be terrified...which made the Window Witch hate them more
- Because they knew so much. One day the kids put up a dog in the window to bark at the Window Witch. They wanted to sleep. The dog barked all night, she vanished.
- or so they thought! That morning they found the dog, dead in the closet, with a note saying "NEVER CROSS THE WINDOW WITCH" Two weeks later they got a new dog and he was even better
- with an upgraded turbocharger, improved RAM, and %50 greater thrust from his afterburner, Spot 2.0 was the best dog the family could ask for. To their surprise, he could even
- translate the language of Drump into currency that was collected secretly each night by invisible Visons from Planet I and then delivered to the front hedge by the bric brac to the
- hoi polloi. These promises were so flimsy that the invisible visions of Planet I could not even use them as air and eventually they suffocated. Tiny Berta dreamt of their demise
- at the beaks of a flock of punk roosters who pecked them to death. ¡οἱ πολλοί!
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- 2012-07-04 17:54:38
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- 2017-05-08 16:23:53
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