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They were an annoying lot and moved slow

  • They were an annoying lot and moved slow as tortoises. The PUN-ters, as they were cawled, wore their turtleneck uniforms, even when the heat was enough to make anyone snap.
  • They never washed the uniforms so that the B.O. and sweat would congeal and make a shell. They worked well as a team because they were so "Happy Together."
  • Especially after a game when they squirmed out of their filthy uniforms and stood them up in front of their lockers like Chinese Terracotta Soldiers. Group Showers! Happiness! Gay?
  • Depends. Did they say "no homo" beforehand? Probably. Who am I to get in between a group of men and their shower? Maybe they all really like cleanliness.
  • Anyway, it really isn't my position to judge. I'll let the guys get on with their shower, and they won't be a problem for me as I try to open this locker. What was the combination?
  • Oh yeah! I remember now. 1...2....3...4...5! There we go. Lets see what we got here... Boring... Boring... Ah ha! A scandalous photo of the mayor committing terrible acts that
  • will surely shock the constituents to their very cores." I put the photo in my briefcase, and proceeded to enjoy a touching personal moment.
  • Actually it was a personal touching moment. I quickly let that pass, knowing that the photograph in my briefcase was enough to change the political landscape for the entire
  • universe. If i give this to the wrong person the universe could be doomed.
  • He took the golden ticket and looked at it with bone-chilling awe. "I will guard this with my life," the boy said. He turned toward the portal, walking brisfkully, and vanished.
Started
2011-01-20 00:36:28
Finished
2011-04-22 11:29:38

2 Comments

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    Chikos Apr 23 2011 @ 01:18

    Shit, this one's like my favorite.
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    cappstv Apr 24 2011 @ 02:20

    There is something oddly beautifuls about this one.

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