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"What do you mean, do you want fries with

  • "What do you mean, do you want fries with that!?"
  • This is KFC! He pulled out a gun and leveled it at the cashier. "Now, I want you to ask me, real nice, 'do you want potato wedges with that?" The Cashier gulped because
  • the cashier been trained to promote the peach iced tea and was afraid she'd get in trouble with her manager if she'd say the wrong thing. The gun-wielding chicken robber didn't
  • have time for the peaches shtick, she had some business to take care of. "I hear this establishment sells something called 'Eggbeaters'," said the gun-wielding chicken. "Explain."
  • "There must be some mistake," I replied. "'Eggbeaters'? Wait a minute! You mean 'leg feeders'!" I handed him the appliance, slid in 3 grasshoppers pushed the button - voila! Legs!
  • Mr. Grasshopper and Mrs. Caterpillar watched in horror and invaded the blender so it was disabled. Johann was stung by Mrs. Bee, as a distraction. The blender shattered into 59,296
  • shards that fatally stabbed all the insects on the counter at the time. Johann captured it all on video and became the King of Facebook by 9 am the next morning. But revenge was
  • a dish best served directly from the freezer, on a silver platter with an ice-cold beverage and a side of cold grits. Marty had been working on his Facebook blackmailing of Johann
  • when his computer suddenly crashed. A SWAT team quickly made clear that Marty was in a lot of trouble. "YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR CYBER-BULLYING." That's when Johann walked in, "ha
  • hah, busted!" Johann pointed and laughed. Marty's heart sank. Just before the SWAT team burst through the bedroom window, Marty deleted his browser history. Would it save him?
Started
2012-10-23 18:54:50
Finished
2016-11-07 16:56:25

1 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Nov 08 2016 @ 07:41

    Stay tuned to find out on a Foldingstory channel in this neighborhood.

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