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This was not what Rome. This was not Greece.

  • This was not what Rome. This was not Greece. This was not even Imperial China! This was not even possibly the outer reaches of the Khan's Mongol Empire!! .... This was the realm of
  • Etch-a-Sketch Land, where reality could be created with a nob twist here and a nob twist there. Those idiots in Silicon Valley thought they'd annialated Etch-a-Sketch Land years a
  • go but the refugees lived on in the sewer system of LA, clinging to their devices and obsession with restoring Etch-a-Sketch Land. An earthquake of magnitude
  • became a legend for the underground yuppies. They talked about it as if it was the second coming. That the earthquake of magnitude would signal the return of the god of smart
  • water. The yuppies had suffered long enough drinking under prices water beverages! Didnt they deserve to paid as much as they pleased for what amounted to marketing hype and tap
  • So the dogman plotted to set up his own restaurant and charge them more. Four years later, the Bad Dog Tavern still had its slogan - come, sit, stay. He outlasted his enemies.
  • One day a tough looking pooch trotted in the Bad Dog & ordered a bowl of tepid water with a shot of Wild Turkey - dogman brought the bowl & scented the Birddog from Alcatraz.
  • The Birddog from Alcatraz excused himself to go to the rest room, which in the Bad Dog was a very expensive carpet in the front hall. As he relieved himself he noticed that
  • across the street at the Catbird Seat, The Catfish from Angola was relieving himself in the front window aquarium. The Birddog from Alcatraz's hair bristled. He growled & drooled.
  • A Squeal Pigeon from Sing Sing dropped a dime to call K9 Unit. "A little birdy told me you ain't nothing but a hound dog. The Birddog you should've been bird dogging flew the coop.
Started
2012-10-21 08:33:45
Finished
2017-08-21 00:43:58

2 Comments

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    Gibber Aug 21 2017 @ 00:58

    ladybug ladybug fly away home
  2. Avatar

    Woab Aug 21 2017 @ 09:21

    One blew a poop and the other flew the coop. Poo poop a doop.

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