Is there anyone out there who can help me
- Is there anyone out there who can help me write a surrealist poem?
- A fish.
- A quite smelly fish.
- A quite displeased lad.
- Why must you be such an angry young man,when your future looks quite bright to me? And how could there be such a sinister plan, that could hide such a lamb, such a caring young man
- I pushed the stop button on my walk-man. Why did she put Styx on my mix-tape? Didn't she know I was into Jethro Tull? I rubbed my beard and pondered her music tastes.
- I wanted to give her the benefit of a doubt, so I gave her a bye on Styx. She just picked the wrong era. Crystal Ball or Grand Illusion Styx would have been alright. Bleaching my
- pubic hair would have been all wrong. "You're fooling yourself," she said. "Welcome to the Grand Illusion," I said. "Light up," she sneered. "Lady," I said, "I'd rather be a blue c
- rush fan than a dope. Yeah, I’ve dreamt about waxing down my board and my cootchie, catching a big wave, about holding up a trophy without some black bush pushing out of my crotch.
- Less panties, about finding a god that tells me to commit murder. A REAL one, so I have a good alibi in court. But then i realise my life is but an ugly rendition of At The Carwash
- Started
- 2014-10-22 08:03:02
- Finished
- 2020-04-23 06:22:10
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