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He'd finally passed the thousand and first

  • He'd finally passed the thousand and first challenge. Under the freedemon doctrines he was now a member. As an alderman of the Hellish Habidashers he could
  • mandate the number of hats worn by each station of the Hellish Habidashers. The Highlords would get no hats. He was tired of how they
  • stacked and layered dozens of hats on their heads to make themselves appear taller. The Hellish Habidashery promptly dashed the Hellish Highlords' hopes of
  • having hors d'oeuvres over the whores of hundreds of Hoovervilles. Hapless at this happening only hours before having his horses hello lifted to Windsor Castle's west pasture, he h
  • elplessly heaped heavy hors d'oeuvres, heading towards Hooverville. Having hundreds of hors d'oeuvres for the Horton Who whores and having trouble finding words starting with "h" h
  • -is idiotic identity in Iversville, incidentally, isn't indicative of his idealist investments. Just judge with jurisprudence (jwhatever jthat jmeans). King Kilgore knighted Kevin
  • , Little Larry Lynch liked lightly licking Lisa Ludlow, many more men might marry Mildred Mitchell, maybe, No nefariously naughty nincompoop need narrowly necessitate nor nullify
  • This thought elicited a tremendous "Yabba Dabba Doo!" out of Fred as he operated his bronto-crane so as to lift the stunned Mr. Slate hundreds of feet off the ground. "FLINSTONE! P
  • ut me DOWN!” ordered Slate. “With pleasure,” replied Flintstone, opening the crane’s jaws to drop Slate to the quarry bed below. In true cartoon fashion, Slate was unhurt and stood
  • wiping the dust from his pate. But then Fred buried him with a shovel full of boulders, Fred & Barney's bare feet slapped the street & they drove off into the prehistoric sunset.
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2013-04-27 09:19:47
Finished
2019-05-15 16:13:25

3 Comments

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    IceSquad May 15 2019 @ 16:24

    My fold was meant for another story & got inserted here by mistake. If you come across it elsewhere, give it lots of love.
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    LordVacuity May 15 2019 @ 16:28

    Works for me.
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    SlimWhitman May 17 2019 @ 06:15

    Yaba-daba-does for me too.

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