It's depressing. All these great stories
- It's depressing. All these great stories & no one is adding to them. I think I'll go drink an entire bottle of Maker's Mark now. Care to join me? Oh, I forgot. You're not here.
- "I'm here" came a wee. twee voice from the empty bottle of Maker's Mark. "I'm always here, PurpleProf. I'll always be there, wherever a great Folding Story Folder has lost a
- scarlet thread of continuity ."Maker's Mark makes me mad!" lamented Purple Prof.Yet she continued to spin her senseless yarn while threading through the woven path of drunken tales
- as only GreenBanana could write. Purple Prof. had her heart broken by Jayursus over the internet by a service that did telecommuting break ups. Jayursus used a Groupon discount
- to buy PurpleProf a night out on the town with the other folders to get over her heartbreak. We all ended up going to Macdonalds because of various dietary and allergy issues.
- I excused myself and ran across the alley to the secret joint Mustard Shack & Haggis Hut that was there. I ordered a Fried Dijon Balut and snuck back with them in a MickyD's frybox
- Mustard's Last Stand had its annual tailgating event on Hot Dog Island. Chef Olafsson was filming it for the food channel. Mr. Dijon and Sons were the official sponsors of the
- event: Colonel Mustard's Last Stand.As Morricone's brilliant musical score composed of condiment bottle squirts, sizzling brats and popping beer cans came to it's thrilling climax,
- it was the best ending until the "Brats", who had consumed too much beer, began to fall behind in the dance and had to start playing"Ketchup". Soon the Grand Buffet was
- ruined. The aftermath was a room full of overturned tables, wadded-up linens, smashed plates and missing silverware and passed-out toddlers drooling on the carpet. It was a fiasco.
- Started
- 2013-04-01 23:02:17
- Finished
- 2016-09-21 11:14:00
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