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If the world in 2050 is suspected of being

  • If the world in 2050 is suspected of being so populous, why go to Walmart?
  • Then a large sack of poop falls from the sky and Walmart decides to sell it causing a ruckus about
  • the price and the smell... so walmart decided to
  • roll back time. I looked at the clock. It was 11:96. Four minutes to midnight, but something didn't feel right. Shoppers went about their business as if
  • there was nothing wrong at all. They acted as one would in any normal minute, but this minute was far from normal. because
  • it lasted 90 seconds but maybe the sand in the hourglass was clogged. They continued scrabbling until the news broadcast was interrupted. "NASA scientists report that time is slow
  • -ing to a complete stop for 10 minutes tomorrow." The news left us speechless, so we used Scrabble tiles: "n-o t-i-m-e m-e-a-n-s n-o r-e-l-a-t-i-v-i-t-y" "w-h-o-a d-u-d-e"
  • Which really got us thinking. I mean, with no relativity, there was no perspective. With no perspective, the concepts of both space and time were meaningless, and
  • what's up with this matter? Where did it come from? There seems to be a lot of it everywhere. Why are there dust bunnies under my bed? We decided to look into it with science.
  • We finally discovered it all came from the subconscious. We had been dreaming the whole time. I laughed and said, "Inception."
Started
2011-08-11 16:50:08
Finished
2011-08-17 10:55:24

2 Comments

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    Chaz Aug 18 2011 @ 05:01

    Whoah dude, you just blew my mind.
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    buddyboy4711 Aug 19 2011 @ 17:14

    What we have here is a rare documentation of the 'Scrabble-playing, NASA enthusiast bro' haha.

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