I cannot find my potato!! I keep yelling

I cannot find my potato!! I keep yelling to my mom," Mother where is my potato head!!" She was in the kitchen cooking fries and would not respond!!

I ran outside to ask my brother if he had seen my potato head when all of a sudden, everything started shaking. The sky started turning green and my mom yelled, "Dragons!"

Little did I know that what I thought was a potato was actually a DRAGON EGG! They had come to find their only egg to keep the age of dragons alive!

Inside this dragon egg was twins. Twin boy dragons who would grow up to rule the Earth in a way no one imagined. Not in a dark way, but in a positive light that would bring joy

and Jammy Dodgers to everyone. This won't last forever, as they had a secret unknown even to them. However, what they didn't know was that hidden inside of their hearts were

extra secret chambers of the heart where the Illuminati had left their programs for world domination. Both Jammy and Davvy were tools of the Illuminati and they didn't even know.

Jammy and Davvy were nothing but underlings sent by the illuminati to scare little children into 'preparing for trouble' and 'making it double.'

The evacuees were on the subway out of London as quickly as possible. That included Jammy and Davvy. They were sent to Coventry, which they thought was rather exciting compared to

McDonald's, where they had spent last semester at the table by the rest rooms, drinking bad coffee and trying to study. Jammy and Davvy leapt off the train and into a new world.

Their diplomas in hand they were going to be house call doctors for people and computers. Their moto's Snake bytes or Giga bites we got you covered.