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I have eight to spare and am covered with

  • I have eight to spare and am covered with hair. What am I?
  • a spider
  • sat down beside her,
  • and ignited Miss Muffet hairspray. Little Miss Muffet's bonnet burned with flames demonic
  • ally rising to the rafters. "STOP! DROP! ROLL!" cried the spider, who'd sat down beside her. Miss Muffett screamed & started running instead, causing the flames to burn larger &
  • causing the great inferno of Mother Goose town. Meanwhile, miles away, a ladybug sensed its house was on fire and flew away home.
  • The lady bug flew right into the flames and burned up, just like that. So...we're back to square one on this thing. Let's see, a few folds up is something about Mother Goose Town.
  • The man had an advantage by knowing what had been written a few folds up, and many wondered how he did it. Was it a lucky guess, or had he visited Mother Goose Town himself?
  • In fact he had visited Mother Goose Town. And he had done dark & terrible things there. The goslings still wake up screaming in the night, their down soaked with cold goose sweat,
  • Ryan Gosling posed in a series of pensive expressions. Mother Goose Town was awful after he'd left for Hollywood. The Goslings were in trouble. So he talked to management. The end.

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