"I'll always love you, but we can never be
- "I'll always love you, but we can never be together." "Why not?" "Health & safety." "Health & safety?" "Yes, health & safety & data protection issues. Also my accountant tells me
- stolen from me." "Stolen from you?" "Yes, and that you're already married." "Me? Married?!" "Uh-huh...you're also a little to chubby for my tastes." "Chubby, like FAT?" "And kinda
- smelly, too." "Smelly? *Sniff* I don't smell anything." "When was the last time you showered or bathed?" "Oh last week. Once a month whether I need it or not! ....Anything else?"
- Was I going crazy or was the bloated, rotting carcass of the beached sperm whale actually talking to me?
- "You already are crazy. You simply stopped taking your meds," said the beached sperm whale carcass. "Well, then what should I do?" "You must start a religion worshipping me as your
- Mother Goddess," said the sperm whale. "But if I can hear you, and you speak truth, how can you not be-" "Shut up, kid," the whale snapped. "Take your meds and go home. No one
- needs to know, the Mother Goddess Spirit inhabits the last living sperm whale. They'll all be out harpooning for me then. Listen Kid, first I swallowed Noah, then Ahab, & finally
- Jonah. So fret not, gentle child, if I swallowed all these men, I can very well swallow their spears as well and swim to the afterlife unscathed. I would then become a totem fish,
- and inside me new life will bloom. i will be the end for their twisted flesh carapace, and the beginning of their higher swim in the waters of fishdom. I will be their universe.
- I therefore sacrifice myself to summon great fish god Anglphthtep Nmyvcjop!
- Started
- 2013-07-28 16:27:21
- Finished
- 2014-11-04 23:27:20
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