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The empty water bottle sat on my desk as

  • The empty water bottle sat on my desk as I hungered for more water, slowly watching the clock tick away the minutes of the day.
  • I ached to drink the cool water but the teacher was watching me closely.
  • Here stone cold eyes glared at me, refusing to look away.
  • That glare was the scariest thing I had ever seen a person do
  • Like ferocious monsters in the night
  • are prone to do, they made a mess of my hedgerows, sculpting them into rampaging tyrannosaurs feasting on a herd of unsuspecting Parasaurolophus. The topiarists had struck again!
  • Unfortunately the topiarists next target was a nudist beach in Greece where they trimmed the "hedges" to recreate the opening scene from the Lion King.
  • The Lion King and his pride were not welcomed by the nudists, who were Burning Man attendees. Having signed a Helco contract twenty years before, they were eaten by the lions and
  • Mufasa altered the Pride.
  • Once the pride was altered, there were no more lion cubs and eventually their line died out. Mufasa realized the mistake on his deathbed. "My bad," he said with his last breath.
Started
2014-11-11 01:41:38
Finished
2016-09-03 18:59:40

4 Comments

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    Woab Sep 03 2016 @ 19:01

    Poo to you with knobs on, first five phony folders. Cheatie McCheatnks.
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    SlimWhitman Sep 04 2016 @ 04:25

    probably a class exercise. The effort put in determines the quality of the result. At least teach got a mention, albeit not so flattering.
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    Woab Sep 05 2016 @ 11:41

    In that case, I retract my poo.
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    SlimWhitman Sep 06 2016 @ 00:50

    The chief poo retractor... http://foldingstory.com/i8jym/

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