• ПРИЧА О ДОБРОМ ДРВЕТУ Овде допишите своју причу о добром дрвету, надовезујући се једни на друге.
  • "Artoo says that the chances of survival are 725 to 1. Actually Artoo has been known to make mistakes... from time to time... Oh dear... "
  • Meanwhile, Skywalker slapped Han Solo in the back of the head, "You packed me in a stinking tauntaun? Did you think I might have hand warmers? Jeez..." Solo wished he was back with
  • his buddy Chewie, far from these thankless rebels. Unlike Luke, Chewie was grateful when Han saved his life. Plus, he and Chewie would never fight over the same
  • girl. They were just too good of friends for that. In fact, Chewie and Han were absolutely inseparable. That is, until one fateful day when the Millennium Falcon was having issues
  • and Chewie had a rather unorthodox way of solving them. While Han was hosing down the aftermath he noticed a smelly oddly colored discharge coming out of Chewies eyes and nose. It
  • was the color of stagnan swamp water. The kind you find dead animals floating in. Han proceeded to get Chewie a
  • Toothbrush. With gums that color he needed some sort of hygeine solution. It wasn't easy being a Wookie in a world of men, after all. But they never told you that. They couldn't.
  • It would crush your spirit, the only thing more vital than Colgate. Chewbacca fired up Rosetta Stone, desperate to fit into the world of men. "Say 'hello.'" "Hrrngah." "No, say
  • 'hello!'" "HNGRAAH!!" "Chewie, no! That's the actual Rosetta Stone!" As they watched the stone smash through the nearest window, everyone shrugged comically and the credits rolled.


  1. buddyboy4711 Apr 16 2014 @ 13:51

    Fold 1, according to Google Translate: "STORY OF GOOD WOOD Here memo to his story of the good wood, building on each other."

  2. SlimWhitman May 01 2015 @ 17:45

    This is damn funny. Only just found it now. I'm adding it to my Star Wars collection...

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