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It was a dark and stormy night. "No, that's

  • It was a dark and stormy night. "No, that's not right" thought Clive as he crumpled the paper and threw it across the room where it landed with other crumbled paper forming a giant
  • crumpled paper blanket that almost covered the nude woman he had hire as a muse. Damn that last paper had covered up one of the more interesting parts. Well lets start again. "It
  • " was his favorite Stephen King novel. The nude he hired said, "Hey, I'm not going to lay here, if you are just going to read." I took the pencil and drew
  • a giant penis.
  • A flaccid giant penis. It reminded me of the movie Zardoz. I tried to remember the main actor in that impeccable movie and the amazing outfit he wore. It came to me as I tripped
  • and stumbled down memory lane, Sean Connery! His thigh high boots, red thong thing and broad mustache. Zardoz was his pinnacle! I decided to wander the streets in the same outfit.
  • and exterminate the navel gazing Bovinity of my time. for "The gun is good. The penis is evil". Needless to say my bright red thong and swashbuckling boots caused a stir but when
  • the anti-bovine NRA saw me, the stir became shaken. I took my bright red thong and Bovinity and ran from the convention all, determined to end their gun violence in the name of cow
  • liberty! Sadly the red thong slipped from my hands as I dashed down the stairs. Carrying a cow was hard work! Luckily the prince saw the thong and began to search the kingdom
  • for unsightly panty-lines. When he found me, all asked "Dare he heir that derriere?" But silence fell when my wedding march began, & I walked the aisle to Bach-Air on a G-String.
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2011-05-16 00:39:02
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2012-05-02 21:23:23

1 Comments

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    Zetawilk May 02 2012 @ 21:43

    I can't believe "It" isn't streaming on Netflix. That had John Ritter and Annette O'Toole in it, according to the VHS box.

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