Ellie sat in her cube seething. For 45 years

Ellie sat in her cube seething. For 45 years she had written the award winning deb column for Town and Country. Now demoted to advertorials all because she refused to write about
Deborah Winger. It wasn't like Winger was doing any of the work. There were fifty landscapers working around the clock to prepare for Ellie's article. Plus she slept with Ellie's
favorite teddy bear. But Ms. Winger was still on her high because the studio finally greenlit her passion project: An Officer And A Gentleman II: No more Mrs. Nice Guy. She told
Richard Gere to not even bother trying out for the role. The "Officer" part was being re-cast with a much younger actor to appeal to a modern, 21st Century audience - someone like
Justin Beiber. Even if the movie sucks it will sell tickets. He is the latest in a long line of , "heart throbs." Most parents have know idea what he does, only that their
obsessed and besotted offspring have been enslaved by him. if they knew that it was a dastardly plan by the ultra beiberians from the planet bland to infect their youthful progeny
with rap music, they would have tried to escape to a different fold. But it was not to be. The rabid gargoyles began stuttering in broken russian and the naked mannequins ate lard
dorkly bits. It was the WORST THING EVAR. I got out. Finally, out of that FOLD!
I left without looking back, only to realise that I was were I started.
That was because I hadn't left where I started from yet, obviously - so I was still there, and then I realised that I was still there, and then I left. Got it?

Started: 2011-01-01 08:47:36
Finished: 2011-04-23 18:17:53

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