The thunder roared. No, this is not a Garth

The thunder roared. No, this is not a Garth Brooks song.
Sorry to disappoint you but ever since Garth was struck by lightning while riding his four-wheeler on the beach ...well he just hasn't been the same.
While Garth' s friends "tsk-tsked" about it behind his back, Garth was keeping a secret: ever since he'd been struck by lightning, he had supernatural powers. Now he enjoyed
long walks in the moonlight, full moonlight to be exact. Each full moon Garth would transform into a furry beast. When he woke up next morning he'd always forget what had happened.
Yes, Garth was a ware-hamster! One night, when the full moon was shining and Garth's transformation took place
amongst heaping piles of old shredded newspaper. The creature on the wheel attempted a growl but all that came out was a squeaky peep. Garth the were-hamster was
on the loose, squeaking and wrecking havoc wherever he went. Garth the were-hamster was not
immune to the call of The Wheel, so he stuffed seeds in his cheeks and boarded a flight to London to ride the one there. In his were-hamster form, Garth only weighed about 5 ounces
so he used his rodent form to slip undetected into the landing gear of the plane. Unfortunately for him, he forgot his tiny hamster oxygen mask. "Is this ferry wheel heaven?" he
asked a rat with blood red eyes. "The rat snickered whipping him with his spiked tail. "This is Hamster Hell. Your wheel helps generate the power to run heaven. Now get cracking!"

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