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A season of listening fell upon the Earth.

  • A season of listening fell upon the Earth.
  • A season of Easy listening fell upon the Earth.
  • Our Lord and Savior Kenny G reigned supreme. Tthe Archangel Michael Bublé
  • Arranged a bland "smooth jazz" music programme for The Last Supper, Kenyan style. The chef was eager to serve the incoming President, after they stopped ordering deep dish pizza.
  • Pizza finished it was time for the main course. A spotted owl slayed and grilled tableside. "Only 4 of them left in the world... well 3 now" bragged the President as he pulled out
  • the golden brown spotted owl. He charged 1 billion per plate and people paid. The President was a sick F. He loved killing off nature, all because his father had forced him to camp
  • for his entire childhood and he watched so many dumb environmental movies that made him want to nuke the whales and burn down every rain forest just out of spite.
  • You see, there were two types of kid in the 90s: the ones who went to church, and the ones who watched Captain Planet. His current antipathy toward nature is characteristic of the
  • third of the two types, the kids who played with matches. In his mind they were going to burn anyway so he might as well make some money from them. The 90s & today had in common a
  • self-destructive element; the idea that to burn brightly was preferable to sitting on the shelf going stale. The main problem remains as to how to burn without burning others.

1 Comments

  1. Woab Nov 17 2017 @ 11:33

    This totally held together as a morality tale.

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