Gasp!
- Gasp!
- Ch-Choke! Wheeeeze! Cough! Cough! (ahem.) So ANYWAY I... (burp.)
- "Perhaps you would like some water?" She offered. "No, no I'm #COUGH# absolutely *cough!* (ahem) fine thanks" I croaked.
- Suddenly she looked horrified. I wondered why. I felt something stir deep within. I looked in the mirror but all I saw was a frog. No, wait, it couldn't be.. I said "Ribbit!".
- My frog voice reverberated through the bistro. What an inopportune place to transform into a frog! The french patrons turned & stared at my bulging thighs. I hopped past my date
- His eyes withered with jealousy, as he noticed the french patrons stare at my big, green, slimy bosom as i hopped over. The thought of him raging with jealousy excited me.
- I pulled at my chartreuse décolleté, revealing a bit more. He just about croaked. I was toadally turned on now. I cleared my throat because, well, you know. He flicked his jealous
- sss tongue and hissed. I gasped and watched him transform. He wriggled out of his frogsuit and came out as a green garter snake. "I never knew you had it in you," I said.
- "There is so much more you do not underssstand," he hissed again & slithered around my ankle. "You think you know me, but I'm your worrssst nightmare." I laughed uneasily.
- I pitied the limbless arrogant creature because despite all its attempts at intimidating me, it ignored I had an air gun concealed inside my face. I looked down at the serpent whi
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- 2015-02-05 10:17:10
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- 2015-02-19 12:31:32
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Servant Feb 19 2015 @ 12:35
I looked down at the serpent while letting the barrel slip through my lips." is what I originally intended to write, but when I saw I lacked enough space, I removed it before submitting the fold.. I don't know why it went through anyways, sorry about that.
SlimWhitman Feb 19 2015 @ 15:38
It's okay. There is some wierd behaviour when you copy text into the fold making a total length >180 characters - some of the text is outside of the fold and when you erase something to get under 181 characters, the site seems to keep the part after that hidden (so your line is maxed but you don't see all of it). In addition to the above issue, I often end up with mistakes in my folds because the cursor leaps to the end after every character that exceeds maximum length. I'd like to see a change so that you can insert anywhere in your line even with the fold at maximum length and as you type the extra text gets pushed off the end of the fold.