What if your entire life's actions were recorded
- What if your entire life's actions were recorded as if on video and were available in entirety to everyone who has ever lived upon entry into the afterlife?
- Bachelor #3 froze. "Um... I'd fast forward to the good times?" She continued, "Bachelor #1, Platonic Realism on the first date, what's your ideal archetype?" Uhh...
- I'd only go to 1st base, & I like brunettes so I pick Veronica?" She smirked,"Bachelor #2, Truth in relationships, are you a logical positivist or a social constructivist?" "Uhh...
- can you repeat the question?" Veronica raised one eyebrow a fraction of an inch. "That's what I thought." "Hey, that's not fair! That question wasn't relative!" "You mean relevant?
- Veronica was finally over Betty's good girl crap. Veronica knew full well that Betty was saying everything with sarcasm. Veronica pulled out a switchblade she bought on a trip
- to buy hashish in Tijuana, and pressed the blade against Betty's neck. "Veronica, stop!" Betty pleaded, "Archie and I are just friends!" "SHUT UP!" Veronica screamed
- , grabbing a nearby burrito and rubbing it into Betty's face. It was at this point they realised the pointlessness of their feud, and decided instead to go to a disco, run by a
- Jughead, who'd also gotten laid off by Archie, but became a successful entrepreneur. Jughead' s disco drew all the kids in Riverdale. Betty & Veronica were hired as
- dancers, with Moose being the bouncer. Millie the Model was showing up with her entourage that night, as long as Mr. Weatherbee did not interfere. Midge spread rumors about the two
- which soon spun out of control, and Millie and Mr. Weatherbee were summarily dismissed from their jobs without explanation. Facing starvation, they leaped from the Empire State.
- Started
- 2011-12-19 02:05:34
- Finished
- 2013-07-18 00:12:01
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Zetawilk Jul 18 2013 @ 00:12
Moral of the story: Terminating someone's employment is a vote for democratic murder.