"Our highrise buildings are highest quality.
- "Our highrise buildings are highest quality. Earthquake proof, efficient recirculation cooling..." "The Sheik would like to know, can you put make his rooftop swimming pool shaped
- like his face. The Sheik has recently sponsored a new airline. He would like the pilots to be reminded who they are really working for every time they fly over this building.
- So the Sheik set up a transmitter to set off the airplane's warning alarm, and a message showed up saying "Who's your daddy?" and then after the plane passed over the building, it
- spelled out the pilot's phone number in exhaust. He was a notorious lady killer, and no damn low fuel light was going to stop him from scoring some skyscraper corporate babes.
- However, the low cabin pressure light was also flashing and the pilot started to lose consciousness. The air traffic controllers tried to contact an aircraft nearby to confirm the
- pizza order but no dice. The air traffic controllers were going berserk. That's when Tom pulled a package out of his pocket and said, "I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue
- and I can't even remember why I wanted to quit anyway" Despite the noisy sky, an old friend popped up behind Tom and said "Sniffing glue makes you forget things, that's why you
- ...
- At that point I forgot everything. Every little thing: Who I was, what that bright ball in the sky was, and even how I was meant to stand with these flattish objects on the bottom
- of these stick-like appendages attached to my...whatever this is called. I forgot that too. Crumbling into a ball, I hugged the last thing on earth I loved: my teddy bear...& wept.
- Started
- 2012-09-16 13:40:37
- Finished
- 2013-10-19 20:51:12
2 Comments
Want to leave a comment?
Sign up!
Billierard Oct 20 2013 @ 10:22
I didn't mean to write " ...". My computer had a spaz attack and went all strange. ^_^; Sorry
SlimWhitman Oct 20 2013 @ 10:41
Well, amazingly - a rare exception - in this case it works!