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If I start a story...

  • If I start a story...
  • I will be happy
  • i not
  • therefore, I have neither essence nor existence.
  • But that doesn't mean I'm not real! The great Carl Sagan once queried the difference between an invisible dragon and the lack of one. The only difference is a magical outlook on li
  • hola
  • ... and that was the end of that train of thought. So, then my evil twin came and took over the controls, and now we were staring down the barrels of our own blasters. Well damn, I
  • never realized how foxy I might be. Looking at my evil twin's face as we leveled our blasters at each other, I felt desire overcome hatred in my heart. Then he blasted me
  • right in my chest. I felt the pain going through my whole body and fell down in pain. After a couple of minutes, I realized that he had only shot me with a glitter bomb; my worst
  • cleaning nightmare realized. I clutched at my fading chest pain and wiped a hand over my face. “Great,” I muttered. “All I wanted in my life: endless glitter and sparkles”.
Started
2023-02-15 13:24:07
Finished
2023-03-12 18:03:38

27 Comments

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    bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:17

    If I will be happy I will eat an ice cream
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    bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:18

    If will eat an ice cream i will be bored
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    bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:20

    If I'm bored, I will kill Laia
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    bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:22

    If I kill Laia, I will die.
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    bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:22

    Because i am black
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    bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:24

    If I am black, I will be in jail
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    bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:25

    If I am jail people will hit me
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    bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:27

    If people hit me i will go to the hospital
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    bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:28

    If I go to the hospital I will adopt a dog
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    bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:29

    If i adopt a dog it will bite me.
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    bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:30

    If it bites me I will become a mermaid
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    bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:33

    If i become a mermaid I will marry a Siren
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    bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:35

    If i marry a siren I will divorce
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    bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:35

    If I divorce I will live in Ohio
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    bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:36

    If I live in Ohio I will go to the school in Ohio and thats not good
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    bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:37

    Il will be angry because i will put a chaair in my head
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    bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:39

    If I put a chair in my head, someone will sit in my head
  18. Avatar

    bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:39

    If I put a chair in my head, someone will sit in my head
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    bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:40

    If someone sits in my head, my head will blow up
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    bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:43

    If my head blows up, i will turn into a no-head human
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    bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:44

    If i turn into a no-head human, i will rule the world
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    bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:45

    If I rule the world I will improve bulgaria
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    bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:46

    If i improve bulgaria i will be a famous person
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    bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:47

    If I am a famous person, I will help people
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    bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:48

    If I help people I will become mr beast
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    bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:49

    If I become mr beast, I will run away
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    bi_haro Feb 16 2023 @ 08:50

    If I run away, I will fall.

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