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"Wow, it's a good thing my costume has no

  • "Wow, it's a good thing my costume has no socks," said Sarcastiman. "I bet they would've been knocked off by the immensity of this new assignment, Cap'n." Captain Frank rolled
  • "Wow, did the enormity of the situation just hit you, son?" Sarcastiman laid his palm atop the old man's head.
  • Santiago seethed silently as Sarcastiman grinned. Santiago's silver hair spoke the truth of his wisdom, but Sarcastiman continued. "Yessiree, looks like a fine day for fishing
  • " cackled Scat Man Corothers. Santiago charged his silver hair shocked Scat Man. Sarcasticman took this opportunity to sucker punch Santiago by saying this really funny thing, "
  • Eh. I've got nothing." The whole world laughed at Sarcasticman's genius. Santiago was ashamed of his existence and vanished from civil society. They found his body in
  • a pile of used underwear on the remains of a landfill floating at sea in the Pacific. How they located the cadaver is anyone's guess, especially as no-one cared enough to search.
  • Det. Manatee and his sea monkeys were called in to investigate. They arrived after having coffee and breakfast, as they knew it would be a difficult case. They had experience.
  • It was not a happy experience for experience but he was experienced at experiencing that experience so experienced on into a new experience. Det. Manatee hated learning from experi
  • -ence and preferred to get his experience from books. His mother, Madelyn Manatee, was mistrustful of her son's bookish ways. "Idle flippers are the devil's Playstation," she would
  • say. He swished a fin in her general direction. "Mom! Puh-lease," he said, exasperated. "Can't you see I'm trying to study?" He closed the door. Someday maybe she would understand.

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