Janie liked to eat boogers. She was ashamed
- Janie liked to eat boogers. She was ashamed of her fetish because it was taboo. At school she would fight the urge to poke her nose and enjoy a delicacy that only the weirdos do.
- But the delectable salty treat sharpened her senses. She found other people's boogers under her desk surface & could tell whose they were! In her later career as criminologist,
- she cracked a murder case by lciking under the desks in a highscohol typing class. But she lost her boyfriend. He was simply disgusted by her talent. At first the kissing stopped.
- Then he refused to hold her hand, at the thought of what she might have touched. After she returned home late from chasing down criminals one too many times, he simply walked out.
- He went the end of hallway and back 7 times to make sure he closed the door and on the 8th trip back she was in the doorway asking him to stay. So what if he was an OCD germaphobe
- with the personality of a shiitake mushrooms and the looks of a grumpy caribou. The washing machine wasn't going to plumb itself in and he'd brought his adjustable spanner. She
- was a ferocious beastie, this washing machine, sock eater, destroyer of color wash. He turned the spin cycle and waited. With a horrendous thump it lunged. Wielding his spanner,
- He got even with the washing machine then he had to buy a new one. His mum said it was that or he used the laundromat a few blocks up the street. The noise police arrived and
- arrested my upstairs neighbor, for playing his ghetto blaster so loud I heard it over the phone streaming thru the PD windows when I called the cops. It took 6 deaf sergeants to
- finally solve the mystery. It had been the butler all along they said, as my neighbour was marched off into the sunset to face his tryst with justice
- Started
- 2012-06-18 11:16:32
- Finished
- 2016-05-13 14:43:45
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SlimWhitman May 13 2016 @ 18:05
Wow, Janie got her criminal! Maybe there's a future for her as buggerologist.