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I and my friend decided to go to a restaurant

  • I and my friend decided to go to a restaurant when, we got into the restaurant , we were surprised to see ronaldo the soccer player who was our favourite.he was writing autograph
  • s. Then Ronaldo shed his clothes & wandered around naked. "Not another fugue state!" my friend gasped at me. I gripped Ronaldo by the wrist & said in a firm voice, "You're coming
  • not only unglued but also with me." Cooing like a baby, Ronaldo let me lead him to a ferny spot by a clear brook. I massaged his scalp with magic herbs and butter, then rinsed.
  • This was how I got rid of the flakes that don't melt on Ronaldo's head. Dandruff and lush forest paradise do not mix. I needed to remove the disease of civilization from this
  • loud forest baby before the black tigers caught a whiff. It might already be too late. This explains the birdplay earlier. They'd seen this coming and alert the tigers. Ronaldo scr
  • yed through the watery lookinglass, telling me of my future with said black tigers. I held up a hand. "Wait, don't tell me my future, or the timeline will be ruined."
  • The medium stared at me incredulously. "Are you- are you kidding me?" I stared back intently. The black tigers sensing the tension slowly backed out of the tent one by one.
  • The medium and I pulled back the door of the tent and watched as the black tigers, walking backwards, disappeared over the horizon. It was twilight, and the desert slept uneasily.
  • The white tigers made the rounds looking for midnight dinner. They found it and walked over the horizon, as proof the earth is really flat. The medium and I had our dinner, which
  • was poisoned and we all died.
Started
2014-06-27 06:50:35
Finished
2017-07-27 02:12:00

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