Two Helmets marched into the room. They meant
- Two Helmets marched into the room. They meant business because they had rakers. He could see their ComLights twinkling. The Borg turned him over to them.
- They had him right where they wanted him. He on the other hand wanted to know who they thought they were. The others were just bored with the whole thing. The Borg tried to smile.
- This caused babies to cry and grown men to lose their lunch. Well it was from the stargate cafeteria but still, the Borg's smile was hard to stomach.
- "You just never knew what kind of wacky things would happen on the back lot. The rumors of Steve Gutenburg's antics with that robot were legend." This way please, we're going to
- vacate the premises before the panda sex robots catch our scent." Spectronomy indicated the robots couldn't tell us from the real pandas they were meant to encourage into mating.
- Does it hurt the pandas this much when the mating robots get at them? Or do Panda's like it that way? We didn't, and none of us wanted to find out first hand. Especially Stacey.
- [Stacey's 3rd cousin (twice removed) was part panda, though they weren't close. All she knew was that he ran off with an rebel android, and together had babies that shot lasers out
- of their toes, which was rather distracting at ballet class. The family reunions were a trainwreck waiting to happen, bc Uncle Buzz, the scubadiving-finger monkey always had a
- hand down his pants when no one was looking and cousin Joe kept putting his fake leg on the table because he said it made him hot.
- Sadly, he never really understood what a "strap-on" is. Putting the fake leg on himself was more than he could handle, and he could handle A LOT, and often did at the truck stop.
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- 2011-02-26 16:40:47
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- 2012-10-05 14:45:17
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CrazyBananas Oct 05 2012 @ 14:46
Sometimes, I just sit here, giggle and say WTF??!
SlimWhitman Oct 05 2012 @ 20:07
So many ideas. Great stuff... Classic Foldingstory.