prodigious was the word she used to describe

prodigious was the word she used to describe her ability to procreate with any member of the male species that she so much as looked at, slut was the four letter word that I would
always remember her by, after accidentally walking in on her and my sister on the 4th of July camping trip two years ago. Now, to see her again, here in
the bathroom driping the last drops into the sink. "what?" she asked... " I like to watch myself in the mirror. I'm sure you do too. Lets have some beers and meet back here at 12
past 7. "Why 7:12? That's an awfully specific time to drink beer." "Because
when you drink beer you lose the drive to perform the sack and will end up in an embarrassing situation. If that
happens it would be a tragedy, since you are the last classically trained sack performer in the world. Sure, bag performance is a dime a dozen. But no one else has mastered the
emotion through the three tiny holes like you have" he said. The unknown comic tapped the paper sack that covered his head. Years of practice delivered tilt of the sack that said
"cocaine anyone?" The Unknown Comic had become the Has Been funny. You could seen him on skid row, tipping a dirty paper sack up to the lips of his paper sack. He wanted
a comeback, but doing 5 minutes on a Comedy Central Roast was just a rest stop on the highway to damnation and he'd rather sleep here on the street than
sleep with her even if it meant being back on top. Sure she had a body to die, or kill for but she was a blood sucking vampiress and anyone who gave into her seduction was lost

Started: 2011-02-16 11:49:31
Finished: 2011-03-20 17:43:55

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